Edward + Bella Get It On (In Real Life)

Kristen Stewart is rumored to be carrying Robert Pattinson’s child.

Because THAT wasn’t killer enough!!! Insiders says that she [Kristen] had a friend buy a pregnancy test for her, thinking that the baby’s daddy could be Rob himself! I think they’re taking the book a little too seriously. So I guess those two are dating or something. I haven’t been keeping tabs lately. Anyone know what’s up with them? I heard he gave her an ultimatum or whatever…And now she might be pregggeerrrsss:)

HEAR THE VOICES!

G’day mates! Sorry for the delay in posts lately, but I’ve bee traveling in Australia and lordy, it’s been amazing! So update me. I’ve heard Michael Jackson has died in all his glittery glory. In all seriousness, I hope he rests in peace. Along with the dignities of the boys he played with–had to add that, sorry Jacko. So there have been tons of tributes going on in the name of Michael, no doubt. Despite his faults, Michael was the King of Pop.

Speaking of… Sean “Diddy” Combs apparently flipped a shit during a tribute in Los Angeles where a bunch of somebodys dared to pay respects to Michael by listening to his music. Here are his beautifully crafted words:

“While you guys are talking and laughing, you’re not hearing his words. You’re not listening to his words. I need you to hear what he’s saying! Listen to the message that he is telling us. Michael, I hear your words — I hear what you’re saying!”

Nicely said, Diddy.

Gotta Love Nuts.

During a sequence of the MTV Movie Awards, a winged Bruno aka Sacha Baron Cohen landed directly face first into Eminem‘s lap, basically giving him the dirty on national television. But it gets better when E’s entourage starts batting Sacha around the visibly pissed Eminem. I’m not sure if this was a joke or not, but I just lost all of the little respect I had for E. And I mean little.

‘War on Drugs’ — Worth the Legalization of Drugs?

I read an article on the CNN website and was deeply disturbed by what economist Jeffery A. Miron said about the legalization of drugs. It is true that prohibition causes violence, as we have seen with alcohol and now drugs. It is alos true that the violence may decrease once drugs are legal on the streets. But Miron argues that the prohibition of drugs harms our security! Personally, I don’t think he could be more wrong. The banning of drugs keeps people (who choose not to use) safe and out of trouble. The effects of methamphetamine for example, cause extreme aggression in the user, could lead to violence. How is that safe?! And if a heroin user is driving, what if he crashes due to dizziness? Drugs not only harm others, but obviously the people using. Miron’s case shows weakness in a dire situation. The dangerous factors involoved in legalizing drugs are too risky–there must be other options to this ‘war.’

Crack Cocainese.

For all you serious news buffs out there–
There was a report on Friday in Madrid, Spain stating police arrest of a man, after his cast broke at an airport. The cast was alledging made out of 10 pounds of cocaine. Spain is one of the world’s largest cocaine users. I want to personally congratulate that man who tried to get himself out of a secured airport with ten pounds of illegal substances straped onto him. I wouldn’t have done it any better.

And more importantly…
Have any of you seen Britney Spear’s new tour? Any pictures or videos? If so, please share. Because what I’ve seen so far is way beyond tragic. I <3 Britney, don’t get me wrong. She’s been one of my idols since those “Oops…I Did It Again” days. But I just don’t think she either physically or emotionally ready for this. I mean, what kind of mother would have her sons at the backstage of this kind of show?

I pray to Lord Almighty that my eyes haven’t been shed.

But please; any feedback?