Capt. Kirk and Patridge? I guess it works…

I’ve just received intel claiming that our very own Captain Kirk (Chris Pine) and Audrina Patride (Brunette Chick from The Hills) have been seen drinking together at a local Los Angeles bar. Sources say that the two have been hooking up since at least April. Wouldn’t expect that, but I guess those Hillettes know how to get around.

Audrina Patridge in PETA

Is anyone else out here slightly creeped by this? For one thing, this can’t be Audrina. No way could her head be that small. And secondly, I am just crazy when I say that PETA is just crazy? What’s up with the angel-and-wings costume? Be An Angel? Come on now. And now because I feel like ut, I’m gonna enjoy myself a large hamburger and watch a dogfight.