Tongue In Cheek

Edward + Bella Get It On (In Real Life)

elanalouise124 — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:24:46 +0000

Kristen Stewart is rumored to be carrying Robert Pattinson’s child.

Because THAT wasn’t killer enough!!! Insiders says that she [Kristen] had a friend buy a pregnancy test for her, thinking that the baby’s daddy could be Rob himself! I think they’re taking the book a little too seriously. So I guess those two are dating or something. I haven’t been keeping tabs lately. Anyone know what’s up with them? I heard he gave her an ultimatum or whatever…And now she might be pregggeerrrsss:)

G’day Mates

elanalouise124 — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:26:13 +0000

Ugh I’m so depressed that I’m leaving this wonderful place in, like, two days. Despite the fact that McDonald’s meals are $7 dollars and I spent almost 40 bucks for some rather delicious sea prawns, Sydney/Australia is a marvelous place to be.

If you ever go there, transportation will be a challenge at first. I stayed in North Sydney, a ferry’s trip away from Sydney. But if you’d prefer to go to Bondi, you ALSO have to catch the train, transfer, and walk a short distance to get there. If only the petrol was cheaper. But there are tons of things to see. Like Sydney’s own Red Light District: King’s Cross. I saw my first Australian prostitute; she had the largest boobs ever. If strip clubs aren’t your thing, The Rocks is such a pleasant place to walk around and relax or enjoy a cup of yummy hot chocolate. DON’T forget the beaches, the home of Australia’s Hottest Men.

Yes, the men. You can’t really go anywhere in Australia without seeing a gorgeous male. Sad, really. Even if the male specimen isn’t quite h.o.t., still he is attractive to some standards. And the worst part? THEY ALL ARE TAKEN.

So yeah, basically I want to live in Australia–preferibly near Rose Bay. Sucks that the standard of living is so high. I recommend you go, only if you know what you want to do. You can’t really just wallow around, you know?

HEAR THE VOICES!

elanalouise124 — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:39:10 +0000

G’day mates! Sorry for the delay in posts lately, but I’ve bee traveling in Australia and lordy, it’s been amazing! So update me. I’ve heard Michael Jackson has died in all his glittery glory. In all seriousness, I hope he rests in peace. Along with the dignities of the boys he played with–had to add that, sorry Jacko. So there have been tons of tributes going on in the name of Michael, no doubt. Despite his faults, Michael was the King of Pop.

Speaking of… Sean “Diddy” Combs apparently flipped a shit during a tribute in Los Angeles where a bunch of somebodys dared to pay respects to Michael by listening to his music. Here are his beautifully crafted words:

“While you guys are talking and laughing, you’re not hearing his words. You’re not listening to his words. I need you to hear what he’s saying! Listen to the message that he is telling us. Michael, I hear your words — I hear what you’re saying!”

Nicely said, Diddy.

I Love Cake

elanalouise124 — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 23:40:56 +0000

Cool song, huh? Yeah, I think so too. It’s different and has a funky beat. If you want it, it’s called Dime by Cake. Yum.

No Really–What’s Next?

elanalouise124 — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:54:10 +0000

So now that school is winding down and the summer heat is just starting to your hair to frizz, there still is a lot to think about. I know, I know-summer is all about the relaxing days by the pool, spending a million hours trying to get that tan (NOT Lohan-Orange). And who wants to do those bummer summer assignments? I just got my PreCalc packet and lemme tell you, sir; I am not looking foward to it. You heard it plenty of times…”When will we ever use this again?”

But quite frankly, that phrase is just overused. There IS a point to what you are learning, regardless what other people say. Don’t fall into the trap that people have created–it is their own choice to not succeed! However if you are one of those people, go on and tell yourself that all the information you learn about is worthless.

Information is a foundation for everything in life. Even the workers in McDonalds require some training. Did you except to even get a job their without your GED? Nope. You need a high school diploma to work full-time in McDonalds.

So. What’s next? This summer, although you might be dreading all the summer work, remember that it is for your benefit. Once you leave college, you’ll be working all of your life. Might as well get used to it..

Favorite New Songs.

elanalouise124 — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:36:11 +0000

Woo-hoo! So summer is on its way and I am stockpiling a whole list of new songs that get me in the summer grove! And all of them are just amazing, trust me on my taste you guys. So give them a listen (I wasn’t able to put them here) on iTunes or Youtube!

1. Tenia Tanto Que Darte – Nena Daconte <– Can’t understand anything, but the beat is super funky and uplifting
2. Sweet About Me – Gabriella Cilmi
3. Three Wishes – The Pierces <– A cool, chill vibe
4. Don’t Let It Bring You Down – Neil Young
5. Homecoming – Hey Monday
6. Know Your Enemy – Green Day
7. Learn to Fly – FOO Fighterrrsssss !
8. Barcelona – The Plasticines

RobPatz Scores Again! MTV Awards Special

elanalouise124 — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 22:45:15 +0000

Along with Sacha Baron Cohen getting touchy with Eminen, some more important things happened at the famed MTV Awards Night. Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen) was nominated for three subjects, and incredulously snatched them all! Congrats Rob! He won Best Fight along with co-star Cam Gigadnet, Best Kiss along with Kirsten Stewart, and Breakthrough Performance Male for his role in Twilight! I can just hear all the girlish squeals in the audience…so many fans. And it’s his fans that helped him out! Without the Twilighters there’d be no blockbuster spree! People would look at the movie and be like…”what the hell?” They wouldn’t give a rats bottom about a romantic duo and the pressures of young vampire love…or would they? Anyways, Rob should be feeling pretty amazing right now, he’s earned it!

AND DID YOU SEE THAT KISS FAKE-OUT!? no fair…

Ack! So close, but no cigar! The MTV awards proved to be very entertaining, but I don’t have to convince you, just youtube em’ puppies, they got full coverage! Or check out MTV Movie Awards 2009 at their site here! Then you can see all the neat stuff that went into the night, and all the backstage memories! Ahh…smell that popcorn bucket award glistening…

AND if you think I’ve forgotten…I haven’t.

Ahem: “We the girls of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn…whether we are Team Edward, Team Jacob, Team James, or Team Switzerland, love to keep up to date with all the news…” so going along with that motto, here’s the New Moon teaser trailer! In HD! WOWZERS! Look at that amazing CGI! My favorite part is when Jacob turns in the…okay okay, I’ll just let you watch it for yourself!

Montauk Monster, Oh My!

elanalouise124 — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 22:27:31 +0000

Look at this picture…it’s just gross.

the montauk monster as washed up on the beach!

If you haven’t heard it already…the Montauk Monster allegedly washed up on the shore of Montauk, New York in 2008. Originally named “The Hound of Bonacville”, it was speculated that the creature might be a turtle or some mutant experiment from the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. Finally, they “professionals” concluded it was a raccoon with its upper jaw missing. Another report said it was a dead cat. Well whatever it is, it looks creepy, and I wouldn’t want to be caught swimming with it in the Atlantic Ocean!

Gotta Love Nuts.

elanalouise124 — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:31:20 +0000

During a sequence of the MTV Movie Awards, a winged Bruno aka Sacha Baron Cohen landed directly face first into Eminem‘s lap, basically giving him the dirty on national television. But it gets better when E’s entourage starts batting Sacha around the visibly pissed Eminem. I’m not sure if this was a joke or not, but I just lost all of the little respect I had for E. And I mean little.

Adam Lambert is gay? Really?

elanalouise124 — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:50:40 +0000

Apparently he’s never really been in the closet, according to sources. But honestly, who gives a rat’s butt? Why should people spend five minutes of their time spectulating whether or not Adam Lambert (OR ANYONE) is gay or not? Sexual preference is a choice, and really, none of yo biznass. Unless, of course, you’re Adam Lambert’s girlfriend and you didn’t know he liked men. Then that might be a problem. But until then, STOP worrying about it.

Rob’s shirtlessness continues!

elanalouise124 — Fri, 29 May 2009 00:17:58 +0000

For you lovely Twilight series fans, here is Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart on the set of the new movie coming out, New Moon. Expect much shirtlessness in the film and a passionate makeout (as confirmed)! Go ahead and fantasize about his sweet sensitivity and his airbrushed abs. This is as close to him as you’ll ever be.

‘New Moon’ Makeout!

elanalouise124 — Fri, 22 May 2009 23:01:26 +0000

…Or fakeout? We hear Edward (Robert Pattinson) is definitely getting less screen time this go-round, but not to worry, he shows up as “flittering images” according to Chris Weitz, ”Rob was the first guy to say to me, ‘You know, you don’t really need to have too much of me in this film.‘ I don’t want him too present, so his apparition will be a subtle, flitting effect — clearly a reflection of Bella’s will and desire to see him.”

Whether or not he’s showing up as ghostly and pale as he already is, here’s a great sneak peek picture that promises more! You can check out the rest of the photos and sneak peeks by clicking here!