G’day Mates

Ugh I’m so depressed that I’m leaving this wonderful place in, like, two days. Despite the fact that McDonald’s meals are $7 dollars and I spent almost 40 bucks for some rather delicious sea prawns, Sydney/Australia is a marvelous place to be.

If you ever go there, transportation will be a challenge at first. I stayed in North Sydney, a ferry’s trip away from Sydney. But if you’d prefer to go to Bondi, you ALSO have to catch the train, transfer, and walk a short distance to get there. If only the petrol was cheaper. But there are tons of things to see. Like Sydney’s own Red Light District: King’s Cross. I saw my first Australian prostitute; she had the largest boobs ever. If strip clubs aren’t your thing, The Rocks is such a pleasant place to walk around and relax or enjoy a cup of yummy hot chocolate. DON’T forget the beaches, the home of Australia’s Hottest Men.

Yes, the men. You can’t really go anywhere in Australia without seeing a gorgeous male. Sad, really. Even if the male specimen isn’t quite h.o.t., still he is attractive to some standards. And the worst part? THEY ALL ARE TAKEN.

So yeah, basically I want to live in Australia–preferibly near Rose Bay. Sucks that the standard of living is so high. I recommend you go, only if you know what you want to do. You can’t really just wallow around, you know?