Edward + Bella Get It On (In Real Life)

Kristen Stewart is rumored to be carrying Robert Pattinson’s child.

Because THAT wasn’t killer enough!!! Insiders says that she [Kristen] had a friend buy a pregnancy test for her, thinking that the baby’s daddy could be Rob himself! I think they’re taking the book a little too seriously. So I guess those two are dating or something. I haven’t been keeping tabs lately. Anyone know what’s up with them? I heard he gave her an ultimatum or whatever…And now she might be pregggeerrrsss:)

G’day Mates

Ugh I’m so depressed that I’m leaving this wonderful place in, like, two days. Despite the fact that McDonald’s meals are $7 dollars and I spent almost 40 bucks for some rather delicious sea prawns, Sydney/Australia is a marvelous place to be.

If you ever go there, transportation will be a challenge at first. I stayed in North Sydney, a ferry’s trip away from Sydney. But if you’d prefer to go to Bondi, you ALSO have to catch the train, transfer, and walk a short distance to get there. If only the petrol was cheaper. But there are tons of things to see. Like Sydney’s own Red Light District: King’s Cross. I saw my first Australian prostitute; she had the largest boobs ever. If strip clubs aren’t your thing, The Rocks is such a pleasant place to walk around and relax or enjoy a cup of yummy hot chocolate. DON’T forget the beaches, the home of Australia’s Hottest Men.

Yes, the men. You can’t really go anywhere in Australia without seeing a gorgeous male. Sad, really. Even if the male specimen isn’t quite h.o.t., still he is attractive to some standards. And the worst part? THEY ALL ARE TAKEN.

So yeah, basically I want to live in Australia–preferibly near Rose Bay. Sucks that the standard of living is so high. I recommend you go, only if you know what you want to do. You can’t really just wallow around, you know?

HEAR THE VOICES!

G’day mates! Sorry for the delay in posts lately, but I’ve bee traveling in Australia and lordy, it’s been amazing! So update me. I’ve heard Michael Jackson has died in all his glittery glory. In all seriousness, I hope he rests in peace. Along with the dignities of the boys he played with–had to add that, sorry Jacko. So there have been tons of tributes going on in the name of Michael, no doubt. Despite his faults, Michael was the King of Pop.

Speaking of… Sean “Diddy” Combs apparently flipped a shit during a tribute in Los Angeles where a bunch of somebodys dared to pay respects to Michael by listening to his music. Here are his beautifully crafted words:

“While you guys are talking and laughing, you’re not hearing his words. You’re not listening to his words. I need you to hear what he’s saying! Listen to the message that he is telling us. Michael, I hear your words — I hear what you’re saying!”

Nicely said, Diddy.